....Fought with my Risk Manager;
....Skipped the gym (but I went the day before!);
....Eaten the best pizza EVER, loaded with extra cheese and eggplant and zucchini and roasted chicken and sundried tomatoes, sprinkled with chilli flakes and chilli oil, each mouthful the PERFECT bite...mmmm;
....Witnessed an Indian boy at Karaoke Night, thinking he was black and rapping like Pee Wee Herman just learned to talk street. No...just...NO;
....Lost my temper;
....Been confused;
....Been comforted;
....Had the most inane, insane, evil, chaotic, flat-out-crazy-fun conversations imaginable;
....Received impromptu sex-ed lectures from at least 4 different friends (for no reason whatsoever);
....Hung out with NV and RV, whom I will miss HORRIBLY while they are away;
....Crept into not one, but two shady, seedy, utterly disreputable dance-bar type places and been both scandalized and saddened at human nature;
....Realized that I'm most definitely not cut out for that much-talked-about planned visit to a Vegas strip club;
....Stumbled into bed and stumbled out again after what felt like only 10 seconds but was actually 4 hours (I think I might be getting old. 4 hours of sleep used to tide me over for a WEEK when I was in college);
....Been an unreasonable grouch all day because the restaurant screwed up my order for 6 Cokes by bringing me..erm..NOTHING, so I've had NO sugar and NO caffeine and NO sweet Coke-y goodness and I swear I'm dying....
....Goofed off at work by writing this blog;
....Fought with my Risk Manager.
Don't you love it when life comes full circle?
....Skipped the gym (but I went the day before!);
....Eaten the best pizza EVER, loaded with extra cheese and eggplant and zucchini and roasted chicken and sundried tomatoes, sprinkled with chilli flakes and chilli oil, each mouthful the PERFECT bite...mmmm;
....Witnessed an Indian boy at Karaoke Night, thinking he was black and rapping like Pee Wee Herman just learned to talk street. No...just...NO;
....Lost my temper;
....Been confused;
....Been comforted;
....Had the most inane, insane, evil, chaotic, flat-out-crazy-fun conversations imaginable;
....Received impromptu sex-ed lectures from at least 4 different friends (for no reason whatsoever);
....Hung out with NV and RV, whom I will miss HORRIBLY while they are away;
....Crept into not one, but two shady, seedy, utterly disreputable dance-bar type places and been both scandalized and saddened at human nature;
....Realized that I'm most definitely not cut out for that much-talked-about planned visit to a Vegas strip club;
....Stumbled into bed and stumbled out again after what felt like only 10 seconds but was actually 4 hours (I think I might be getting old. 4 hours of sleep used to tide me over for a WEEK when I was in college);
....Been an unreasonable grouch all day because the restaurant screwed up my order for 6 Cokes by bringing me..erm..NOTHING, so I've had NO sugar and NO caffeine and NO sweet Coke-y goodness and I swear I'm dying....
....Goofed off at work by writing this blog;
....Fought with my Risk Manager.
Don't you love it when life comes full circle?
1 comment:
LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
omg this is to funny.. it is nice how the cycle of life goes, and NO 4 bloody hours is NEVER enough!!
you should share some of the sex-ed lectue with us =p
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